I have a friend who is a pediatrician. She assures me that the itching private parts are most likely due to poor hygiene and probably no one is abusing my sweetheart. Phew.
In my effort to forestall future moments of dehydration, I am trying a spearmint. (That is infantile-Foster-Ima for "experiment.") Snack size zipper bag, filled with water, three drops of food coloring, stick in the freezer. Snip off a tiny corner and voila, a cool-looking but flavor (and sugar) free ice pop. (Voila, stain in a bag. Hm, hadn't thought about that...)
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