Because you have to have a cute story every morning, and especially when you've been smacked around without any identifiable triggers:
Me (while Sabrina was busy arranging her clothes): I am going to the living room to get my notebook, and I'll be right back. I have to write things on my list of things I need to do today.
Sabrina: Like clean your room?
Do you think she's trying to tell me something?
(Actually, on my list is: "Clean up cr@p." But she was close.)
But I'm a MESS!
8 hours ago